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		<title>Felines to the rescue</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ezra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was broke, and hungry too. Payday seemed so far away. I just closed from work and was home alone. Except of course, my two faithful cats. I looked at Michelle and longed for her to give me that glimmer of hope. That thought that everything was going to be alright. Henry walked in, came [...]]]></description>
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<p>I was broke, and hungry too. Payday seemed so far away.</p>
<p>I just closed from work and was home alone. Except of course, my two faithful cats.</p>
<p>I looked at Michelle and longed for her to give me that glimmer of hope. That thought that everything was going to be alright.</p>
<p>Henry walked in, came close, looked me in the eye… then arched his back. I lifted myself off the bed, and arched my back too. Michelle nodded. I could see she was happy.</p>
<p>Henry started towards the kitchen. I followed… on all fours. Michelle followed too.</p>
<p>We got to the kitchen and Henry meowed. I did the same, just before he tugged at the cabinet door. I opened it. Then I saw it. The single thing that could take my hunger away. I helped myself, and gave them some too. We ate like one big family, right there… on all fours.</p>
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